Some Court Humor for the Season: “It’s Beginning to look a lot like New Year’s”

IT’S  BEGINNING  TO  LOOK  A  LOT  LIKE  NEW  YEAR’S

Going viral by the minute, this newly published holiday carol is sung by Judge Ive Gotsalot to the music of: “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” Enjoy and Share!

It’s beginning to look a lot like New Year’s

Everywhere you go

Take a look at the family courts, lawyers of all sorts

With lots of files and sleezy smiles that grow

It’s beginning to look a lot like New Year’s

Fees for every whore

But the ugliest sight to see is the summons that will be

On your own front door

A kind of go-along suit and a staff that can loot

Is the wish of Cohen & Tale

Pals they can mail who will pay for their bail

Is the hope of clients in jail

And Tom and Chad can hardly wait for the cops to lose their trail

It’s beginning to look a lot like New Year’s

Everywhere you go

There’s a friend that will never tell, one on the bench as well

The dirty kind doesn’t mind the doe

It’s beginning to look a lot like New Year’s

Soon the case will start

And the thing that’ll make it ring is a retainer you will bring

Right within your heart

It’s beginning to look a lot like New Year’s

Fees for every whore

But the ugliest sight to see is the summons that will be

On your own front door

It’s just a new year once more. 

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